waterbedz on the beat

yes, it’s august 2011 and i’m already thinking about where to go for my may 2012 vacation.  my GAY vacation.  gaycation.

Costa Rica?

or Puerto Vallarta again?

[first world problems…]

i hate my job.

this is probably not unique or surprising news, but i really dislike how i spend my days tied to a computer doing spreadsheets and typing contracts for a telecom company.  and select co-workers are absolutely impossible; it’s Office Space on steroids.

so i’ve been reconsidering my life path and have come up with a few new career choices:

NURSING

POLITICS

LOGISTICS

HOARDING EXTREME CLEAN-UP SPECIALIST

maybe i could do all of them.  at the same time.

are you hiring?